It was innocent. I didn’t mean to do it. It was unexpected. All I was doing was vacuuming. A bird is a messy creature. He was losing feathers. I was vacuuming them up. I got too close to the bird, or the bird got to close to the vacuum hose. It happened in an instant. The vacuum reacted, but I didn’t. I screamed. I couldn’t think. Where was the power switch? Phew, I found it. PLOP! Hu, hu, hu, hu, panting sounds. Sorry Meco. Relief. Thank God a bird has broad shoulders.